Soooooooo many things going on at the office today and I was trying to get out at 3:00pm. Wires, reports, phone calls and more. Finally got out at 4:00pm. Ran to Publix. Got some Ginger Ale, chicken broth, and ice pops. Drank my nonsense from 5:00pm - 6:00pm. Pooped from 6:00pm - 7:00pm. Now just on the couch watching American Idol. Gotta drink more salty lemon juice at 2:30am. Then to the facility by 7:30am for my endoscopy/colonoscopy. Then lunch I hope! I'm starving now, but I'm allowed clear liquids only.

My Mom's been hocking me since I can remember, to get my innards checked out. I kept telling her "yes", but never went. Now that I am 50, I'm going in. I also promised Big Neph at his birthday dinner that I would do it too. Mostly just 'cause I love him and since he's been through so many "procedures" in the past 10 years, I wanted to have one too so he wouldn't feel alone. :) Lu you Big Neph.

Alright. That's it for now. I'll keep ya posted. Stay tuned for tomorrow's edition of

"Poop Tales".