I made a very big decision today.

Yes, I thought long and hard about something very important, and I have made up my mind.

First, let me say to my father...sorry Daddy. I know you don't like when I give too much information out on the net, but this is important and I think I need to share.

...and to anyone out there that doesn't like to hear about gross stuff, I'd recommend you stop reading now.

That being said, if you're still here...and you don't like what I have to say, it's your own fault. You have been warned.

So, about my big revelation...

It's really important and I think I'm making the right choice...but I'd really like to share it with you and see if you agree that I made the right decision.

Today I decided that...Stay with me here. It's a big one...

OK, Ready?

I decided that from now on, and forevermore, I will not be going to Chipotle! Never again. Not Monday or any other day. I'm done. It's over. Yes! You heard it here first. No more Chipotle.

That's it! That's my big story. No more Chipotle for me.

I will still meet the nephs and bro in law after my weigh-ins of course, but NOT AT CHIPOTLE!!! No more Monday night bean burritos!

WHY?

Why you ask? Well let me see if I can explain this to you gently.

Two words.

Breaking Wind! Oh yea!

Can you imagine doing a downward dog while flatulent?

Not pretty.

How do you think it was doing my Trikanasana (Triangle pose) while holding in my Chipotle gas? It wasn't easy!

I can't even discuss how hard it was to do my Utkatasana (Awkward Pose) today. It was, well....awkward.

So, no more Chipotle! No more burritos. No more beans! They give me farts!

Healthy food only into this temple.

Thanks for reading.

NAMASTE!